Death on a Disney Ride
Great! People are going to be screaming that rides kill people, they need banned, etc. It is Taser syndrome all over again. (Mind you, I did pull a muscle inside my chest from the Taser, but I'm not complaining because I VOLUNTARILY subjected myself to it.) We'll have to wait and see if people litigate everything out of exist but the Tunnel of Love and Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh wait, I don't have a date! Therefore I should sue since the T.o.L. is not sensitive to me. I should also sue because women chase pirates on P.o.t.C. ride. That is so sexist!
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"The $100 million ride, one of Disney World's most popular, was also closed in June after the death of a 4-year-old boy who passed out while aboard. An autopsy concluded he died of a heart condition that a medical examiner said can cause sudden death in stressful situations."
I don't think this kid would have lived through puberty anyway...
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